Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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