I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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