Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
