He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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