theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
