I'm gonna have a badass scar
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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