just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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