she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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