He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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