Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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