eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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