Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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