I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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