im about as happy as oj after his trial
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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