last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
