Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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