She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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