You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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