Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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