Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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