I wanna bring you to show and tell
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
