Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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