If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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