were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
There are leaves in my underwear?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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