imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
