shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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