I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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