he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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