i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
