Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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