Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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