Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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