every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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