Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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