matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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