one two three fourrrrnication!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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