Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
