I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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