Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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