Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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