There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The Olympian is in my bed
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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