Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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