everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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