Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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