I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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