Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
