A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
