i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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