i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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