I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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